| July 22, 2000 "The Great Piute Canyon Paul's Birthday Wet T-Shirt Contest" | |
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| (Carlene rests before the competition) | |
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| (Sally follows the Prince of Darkness down a spooky trail) | |
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| (Frank, Carlene and Mica by the lower pool) | |
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| (Sally and Chaos eye each other across the grassy room) | |
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| (Sally and her new best friend) | |
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| (Let the contest begin!) | |
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| (We have a winner...) | |
With profound thanks to Frank and Sally for making a long scary drive to a place they'd never been before, and to God for leaving enough water in our stream to make a hot weekend truly cool. |